I just love a lot of stuff okay.
imagine your favorite character singing really loudly in the shower until they knock down a shampoo bottle and hit their foot and the singing turns into to loud swearing
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
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